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Yogi-isms


"The games not over til it's over"

When asked what time it was, Yogi said "do you mean now"

90% of the putts that are short don't go in.

He's a big glog in their machine.

The future ain't what it used to be.

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going becauce you might not get there."

"I baseball, you don't know nothing"

"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."

Yogi's wife Carmen: "Yogi, you are from St Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi: "Surprise me."

"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."

"It ain't the heat, it's the humity."

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

"You can see a lot by observing."

"If you come to a fork in the road take it."

Yogi ordered a pizza, the waitress asked how many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, "4, I don't think I could eat 8."

"You have to give 100% in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left."

Yogi met Georde Bush during a election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said "Yexas has a lot of electrical votes."

After seeing the opera Tosca, Yogi remarked, "I really liked it, even the music was nice."

"A nickel isn't worth a dime today."

"Little League Baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."